*twitch...*
We all have our strange little quirks. Some of us will put all our coins in order of size. If you’re like me, you might also place them all with heads facing the same direction. And all before the customer in front has been served. Success depends on the number of coins you have and how long it takes the doddery old bloke to bag his bread and cheese. Continue reading
Trigger warning.
I’m not sure what else I’m supposed to put after that, but I’m putting that bit in because the next stuff contains material some people may find distressing. And if the rest of you don’t find it disgusting then you are no better than 1StoptShirtShop.co.uk, as you are about to find out… Continue reading
Last weekend I babbled on about an iPhone app that pointed out the most common mistakes a woman can make when trying to please her man sexually.
During that post, I made mention of an app called Rack Stare – The Sex Game. It is a free app and the idea of it annoyed me so much I just had to download it and see if it is really as bad as I first thought.
Rack Stare - the sex game
Sometimes it’s fun to do random Google searches to see what suggestions can be thrown up. Lots of examples can be seen on FailBlog.org, though a good number of them are probably faked. I’ve tried some similar searches, but rarely get anything that looks like much fun.
I occasionally do the same on the iTunes App Store. Folk create apps covering all sorts of topics. For example, I can’t remember what search terms I used a while back, but this quite offensive little nugget was one of the top suggestions: Continue reading
I hate driving.
My partner tells me that ‘hate’ is a strong word and not one to be used lightly. But I still hate driving.
That is, I hate it in a nutshell. If you were to crack open the shell, all the little bits of nut would spill out and these are the things that I really hate about driving. I don’t really hate the act of driving at all. In fact, on exceedingly rare occasions, I actually enjoy it.
What is it about driving that irks me so? Well, I shall try to explain here. Fasten your seatbelts. Oh, and I hope you’re not trying to drive while reading this… Continue reading
Early start today. To be honest, every day starts early, but today had a particularly keen start.
The problem with starting so early is that, by the time the need for caffeine kicks in, none of the better coffee shops are open. Which is how I found myself at McDonald’s this morning, purchasing a coffee to satisfy the craving. [Please note 'coffee' and 'satisfy' are both used strictly in the loosest sense possible] Continue reading
This gallery contains 26 photos.
I may, one day, write proper captions with proper locations. For now though, enjoy.
This gallery contains 37 photos.
